Doug's Page on Beth's Page

This is my friend Doug. He lives in . He really likes living there. He's even got the hanging in his room. He gave me a poster explaining "HOW TO BE TEXAN". He insists on telling everyone he's from , especially if he suspects they are from Texas too. In fact, he makes his parents play for him on a regular basis

while he's away at . I thought that all of this was a little strange, but Doug just told me that unless I was from I wouldn't understand. I guess that's true.